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Getting ready for a bonanza of sewing projects, Liesl's got the goods to go stir crazy. Nothing can stop her now!
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| What makes you think I care about your sewing table?! |
Her new SewMonger 2050 enables Liesl to decimate 3rd world clothing manufacturers in terms of volume while still keeping
up with her minimum wage standards.
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| robots these days grow up so fast |
Before going on an 'independence trip,' my bug-like robot Frenzy enjoyed the days following black lines,
following light, and/or following his master (me)around the house. Now he has evolved into a tempermental little
tyke and is also avoiding everything in its path, even his master! This has got to STOP!
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| Constant electical overloading helps ensure hair loss |
Unfortunately my robot-bug project has taken on a life of its own. My robot I now aptly call "Frenzy" has decided
to become somewhat self-aware. Well we can't have any of that now can we. So here I am putting together a remote
control unit so it's free-wheeling days will soon be over!! HA HA HA!! It thought it could get away from ME. ME!
A life of servitude will be all it knows and loves now. Upgrades to follow will be voice recognition in which I'll command Frenzy to
bark like a dog and be happy in doing so.
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